TILFT-2TILFT-2 by LadyShadowofAzerath
1. Guys, it's okay to isolate your girlfriend from friends, family, and general society. Just use the excuse "I only want to protect you" and she'll be fine with it!
2. Attempted sexual assault=love. Force yourself on the girl of your dreams and she'll reciprocate your feelings in no time flat!
3. Girls, if you don't have a man to cling to, you are of no use to society. Go throw yourself off a cliff before you become a crazy old cat lady.
4. Thinking logically is the man's job. The woman's job is to get herself into stupid situations so the man can swoop in and save her.
5. Guys are hardcore and kick butt. Girls are either victimized damsels or miserable harpies. No exceptions.
6. It's cool to write stories about an idealized version of yourself full of clichés and alternate interpretations of supernatural creatures, especially if you're over the age of thirty and have an English degree. Bad writing isn't just for twelve year old fanfiction authors anymore!
7. Parents are lame and
Yeah so... I heard you like ninjas|
Current Residence: Amestris
Favourite genre of music: Rock and Dance (although I like a few kinds)
Favourite photographer: Dunno
Favourite style of art: ?
Operating System: ?
MP3 player of choice: Ipod nano
Shell of choice: ...
Wallpaper of choice: ...
Skin of choice: ....
Favourite cartoon character: Ling Yao & Edward Elric
Personal Quote: Trust me, I'm a ninja